nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

(Source: matchingvnecks)

chordover: Who’s playin?!!!

(Source: darrencriss-news)

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: pumpkinscully)

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:


John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie
I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 
But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

(Source: ofdanhowell)

zombiesdocrossfit:

You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

I don’t know why people teach kids about "pimples" and "hormones" and "armpit hair," and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.

—Hannah Hart (otherwise known as Genius)

(Source: falterunbroken)

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avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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